Joel Palmtag

Builder. Games, developer tools, and the infrastructure under them.

◈ ACME Detective Agency · Suspect Dossier Confidential

Codename

mycroft  a.k.a.  xmycroftx

Occupation

Builder — games, developer tools & the infrastructure under them

Last seen near

Hollowfall · Musicians Bench · Wuh · LogNode

Hideout

a small home fleet on a private WireGuard mesh

Modus operandi

ships the whole thing end to end, mostly solo

Status

● at large

The subject operates alone. He builds the game. The store listing beneath it. The servers it phones home to. The tooling that watches all of it. The whole stack, end to end. Run quietly out of a small fleet of his own.

Last seen near game worlds and log pipelines. And one Android tuner that refuses to die. The trail is still warm.

Modus Operandi

• Hollowfall live
  A live multiplayer game — and an installable Android app. Runs on Cloud Run behind hollowfall.club.
• Musicians Bench android
  A tuner and harmonic analyser for musicians. On Google Play (link once it clears testing).
• Wuh cli
  Windows Update Helper — a command-line tool that drives Windows Update straight through the wuapi COM library: list, download, and install security updates without ever touching the GUI. .NET 8, open source.
• LogNode open source
  A self-learning log parser and threat engine — it reads raw logs, teaches itself their shapes, and flags the scanners poking at everything else on this list.

Last Known Whereabouts